Transform a crisis, one card at a time

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Serving misfits and outsiders in the urban jungle since 2009

Stop right there!

Stressed? At a crossroads? Hit a wall?

When we get stuck in our heads, the external world can seem like a nightmare.

Separating your heart and head = huh? 🤔

Juggling multiple people & facts = wut? 😵‍💫

Understanding others = wtf? 🤨

Navigating political & economic influences = agh! 😱

Kneejerk aggression = sure! 🫣

This is when we make crappy choices we may later regret.

Here’s the thing:

Your attention is powerful!

The concrete, traffic and hashtags of modern life in the urban jungle leave little time for focus.

Your attention determines the moment-to-moment experience of your life —what you perceive, feel, remember, think, and do.

A tarot reading can cut through this mental fog, calming the monkey mind and giving you a renewed sense of clarity.

Then we can zone in on what you CAN control.

A crisis reading is a tarot spread, designed to help you hit the ground running with a clear set of objectives.

A crisis reading can:

Disentangle confused threads

Give you a better understanding of yourself and others

Offer fresh perspectives

Suggest positive directions

Predict likely outcomes

Is this for me?

Your subconscious has a message for you and it’s in all the places you’re not looking.

Lean in for a listen and you might be surprised!

Exploration

One off

Healing journey

mid range

Serious seekers

High cost

I’m now taking bookings for remote readings, so click below to book and tell me more about you.

In a hurry? No problem, there’s an option for a 24-hour turnaround!

Combine sacred sounds with the power of your imagination, using conscious breathing techniques.

Explore altered states & master the art of NOT doing!

Gong bathing

Shamanic journeying

Rebirthing breathwork

A unique opportunity to sample a complete suite of modalities

Bring your story into sharp focus through the medicine wheel.

Access altered states quickly, through hypnotic gong sounds.

Ground emotions in the body through conscious breathwork.

Disentangle and release family traits through shamanic journeying.

Still the mind and access the heart with the help of psychoactive plants.

Wounding into creativity.

See your karmic path reflected in the visual language of the tarot.

know that what others think of you is none of your business

view harsh criticism as a positive opportunity rather than a negative spiral.

state your opinions confidently, without anger.

communicate your needs and open to receive the love you deserve.

state clear boundaries and call the shots over who you allow into your social orbit.

play to your strengths and do what you love.

choose positive habits that serve and release those that don’t.

stop time and control the clock, so you’re not constantly playing catch up

How would it feel to…

I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.

Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.

The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!

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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.

Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.

The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!

What’s inside?

I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.

Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.

The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!

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Tarot readings

I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.

Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.

The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!

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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.

Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.

The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!

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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.

Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.

The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!

Some kind of cancellation policy and money back guarantee

I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.

Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.

The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!

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Ready to grow the only asset in your business that’s proven to generate 4400% ROI, becomes more valuable with time, and builds real connection with your audience?

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Ready to grow the only asset in your business that’s proven to generate 4400% ROI, becomes more valuable with time, and builds real connection with your audience?

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Ready to grow the only asset in your business that’s proven to generate 4400% ROI, becomes more valuable with time, and builds real connection with your audience?

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“If you’re exploring your sense of self, stressed out or simply curious, a session with Rob can let the light in or allow you to explore the dark corners in a safe yet illuminating space.”

- Jess

Hey! 👋

If we've not met, my name is Rob Calcutt and I'm a shamanic practitioner, breath geek, tarot card slinger & cat mother. 🐈‍⬛

I work with misfits and outsiders in the urban jungle, both online and in a cozy, North London gong room.

In short, I’m here to help you own your story, connect with your life urge and give your wounded inner child a platform for expression.