
Transform a crisis, one card at a time
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Serving misfits and outsiders in the urban jungle since 2009

Stop right there!
Stressed? At a crossroads? Hit a wall?
When we get stuck in our heads, the external world can seem like a nightmare.
Separating your heart and head = huh? 🤔
Juggling multiple people & facts = wut? 😵💫
Understanding others = wtf? 🤨
Navigating political & economic influences = agh! 😱
Kneejerk aggression = sure! 🫣
This is when we make crappy choices we may later regret.

Here’s the thing:
Your attention is powerful!
The concrete, traffic and hashtags of modern life in the urban jungle leave little time for focus.
Your attention determines the moment-to-moment experience of your life —what you perceive, feel, remember, think, and do.
A tarot reading can cut through this mental fog, calming the monkey mind and giving you a renewed sense of clarity.
Then we can zone in on what you CAN control.
A crisis reading is a tarot spread, designed to help you hit the ground running with a clear set of objectives.

A crisis reading can:
✓ Disentangle confused threads
✓ Give you a better understanding of yourself and others
✓ Offer fresh perspectives
✓ Suggest positive directions
✓ Predict likely outcomes
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Tarot is a symbolic language and ancient system of storytelling or divination using a pack of cards.
Divination is a ritual framework for gaining insight into a question or situation.
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Caught between a rock and a hard place? Has your home, work or love life hit a wall?
A tarot reading can:
Disentangle confused threads
Give you a better understanding of yourself and others
Offer fresh perspectives
Suggest positive directions
Predict likely outcomes
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Occult writers suggest tarot is 35,000 years old with links to ancient Egypt and the Qabalah (or Kabbalah). I’m a fan of this theory, however, no documented evidence of tarot (or tarocchi) exists prior to 14th century Italy.
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The Tarot is a pack of 78 cards divided into two sections:
The Minor arcana contains 56 cards divided into four suits, wands, cups, swords and pentacles.
The Major arcana contains 22 picture cards. These are defining symbols, or archetypes, of the human experience.
In short: the minor arcana deals with practical, everyday issues and the major arcana tracks the journey of the soul.
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The evolution of the hearts, diamonds, clubs and spades, found in a modern pack of playing cards, can be traced to 15th century France.
Today’s Jack is a merging of the traditional Knight & Page and the Joker, derived from The Fool, is the only remaining major arcana symbol.
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I’ve acquired ten decks over the years so take your pick. Queers, goths and cat lovers all catered for.
I also work with Doreen Virtue’s Angel Cards, the Aboriginal Dreamtime Oracle and a particularly potent, Animal Medicine deck.
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Timing will determine my approach. Mammoth, 20-card spreads can weave together intricate themes and are great fun to try. Less is often more however and a single card can be enough to kickstart your process.
The theatrics of storytelling and mystic woo can be addictive, so there comes a point when it’s necessary to halt your questions and do the work.
My aim is to help you walk the walk by feeding the insights of tarot into a wider programme of support.
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Much as I’d love a caravan on Brighton pier, I’m no Psychic Sally. ;)
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According to the great mathematician, Pythagoras, “all is number” and far from being meaningless accidents, all happenings across the universe can be reduced down to a specific numerical value or vibration.
So did you just pick that card, or did it pick you? Or both?
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Each card is a blank canvas for your projections, so steer clear of doomsday tarot clichés:
The Death card points to transition in all its forms, not always unwelcome, e.g. a new job.
The Devil doesn’t preach materialism is bad, but can alert us to unhealthy attachments, or even point to a great sex life.
A collapsing Tower can be a great leveller, clearing space to create opportunity from the rubble.
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A typical reading normally takes around 30-minutes.
Is this for me?
Your subconscious has a message for you and it’s in all the places you’re not looking.
Lean in for a listen and you might be surprised!
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See your karmic path reflected in the visual language of the tarot.

know that what others think of you is none of your business
view harsh criticism as a positive opportunity rather than a negative spiral.
state your opinions confidently, without anger.
communicate your needs and open to receive the love you deserve.
state clear boundaries and call the shots over who you allow into your social orbit.
play to your strengths and do what you love.
choose positive habits that serve and release those that don’t.
stop time and control the clock, so you’re not constantly playing catch up
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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.
Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.
The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!
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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.
Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.
The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!
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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.
Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.
The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!
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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.
Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.
The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!
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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.
Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.
The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!
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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.
Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.
The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!
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I put together these offerings for anyone living with the blanket residue of outsider syndrome.
Moments of belonging and clarity, where we tap into something bigger, can be huge. Plus, once we allow these parts of ourselves to take root, we can begin a fresh period of self-assured growth.
The secret is embracing flow, not attaching to states. Diving into the shadows can be fun too!
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“If you’re exploring your sense of self, stressed out or simply curious, a session with Rob can let the light in or allow you to explore the dark corners in a safe yet illuminating space.”
- Jess

Hey! 👋
If we've not met, my name is Rob Calcutt and I'm a shamanic practitioner, breath geek, tarot card slinger & cat mother. 🐈⬛
I work with misfits and outsiders in the urban jungle, both online and in a cozy, North London gong room.
In short, I’m here to help you own your story, connect with your life urge and give your wounded inner child a platform for expression.
